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so on the new map the other day, reinhardt charged at me (as dva in my mech) near where the bridge is and we both flew headed off the map (like we were already off it and about to fall) and i was furiously pressing my booster button and it WORKED and
thegagreflect: br0b8: We were wasted the first time it happened. For the longest time we didn’t talk about it. Then we got drunk again and we talked about it. I said I couldn’t help it, I liked sucking cock. He said that was fine, he liked having
sean-codyvevo: So I was talking to my best friend (who doesn’t know I’m gay) and we were talking about who’s gay and who’s not at our school. He was surprised how many gay guys there were at our school and i was like “yeah it’s always the
When we heard that Gadhafi was likely dead, I was in Tripoli with photographer Marcel Mittelsiefen. We were in a hospital talking to a psychologist, who was explaining the sensitivities of his country to us. He spoke of a Wild West atmosphere and said
spork:itsagifnotagif:Sorry not sorry FUN STORY SO MY FRIST PUN I EVER MADE WHEN I WAS 4; I WAS OUTSIDE RIDING WITH MY STEPDAD ON HIS MOTORCYCLE AND IT WAS COLD OUTSIDE AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT DINNER AND HE SAID MYMOM WAS MAKING CHILI AND I WAS LIKE
pemsylvania: when I was ten I met my dads friends daughter and we were playing up in her room and she said she could talk to dogs and I said that I could too and she was like “really?” and I was like “yeah! see that one over there? he says your
terko1227: So I was cuddling with my wife this Sunday morning and playing with her pussy and she says “before we meet, I went on a movie date with a coworker. When we got there, he didn’t like any of the movies that were playing so we stayed talking
joiningthe-dots: today in english we were watching a version of romeo and juliet where romeo looks a lot like zac efron and he was talking about being confused and i was like to my friend “thou needs to get thy head in the game” and my teacher just
THIS REALLY NICE MAN BOUGHT ME A CHEESECAKE AND I???? FEEL SO BAD?? LIKE NO U DON’T HAVE TO DO THAT??!! SAVE UR MONEY SIR!! i was waiting in line at starbucks to get a coffee and we were both looking at the desserts and he just suddenly started talking
sun-lesbian: society4cuttingupmen: LMAO i had to take 2 semesters of spanish and my one professor would like try to talk in spanish and ask us questions about our lives and stuff and one time we were learning like family words and he was like “jill,
cunt-lapper: We were talking at the frat party, playing like we were big sluts, talking about what kind of cock we preferred, and I said “I love really thick ones the best,” and this guy was laughing at us and calling us teases. He pulled me into
bunappo: so today in my history class we were talking about napoleon bonaparte and there were all these things about his height saying he was like 5’ 3” and how he was nicknamed “little corporal” and then my history teacher moves onto the next
laurenslove: polytropic-liar: bathsabbath: culturallyrelevanturl: susiephone: astra-lux: Not enough people talk about the fact that Leonardo da Vinci was gay. Like, he’s literally the father of modern technology and one of the smartest human beings
Josh talking about the shooting incident. “I was like standing right here, and Brett and I were about to walk outside and he was like ‘Alright man, let’s go!’ and right here we hear *gagagaga!* and I looked at him and I was like ‘Has someone
so i met this boy at school :3 hes really cute, and i dont know why but every time he smiles at me i giggle and blush like an idiot. like omg. and we spent all class period passing notes back and forth. we were just talking about music. and it was so
alice-inthebox: He originally rung me up and said,’Would you like to write songs together, Paul?’ I said, ‘Who is this?’ ‘Michael.’ And I didn’t believe it was him, first of all. So we were talking and stuff, and he wanted to come and
hella-bogus: hella-bogus: my stepdad and I just had a super awkward moment we were talking about the new season of x-files and he was like “yeah I had a huge crush on Dana Scully when I was a kid I thought she was way hot” and I was like “everyone
I went out on a car ride today and I took my 3ds and just as we were getting back home LOOK !!!I DID ITTTTT i hatched like 800+ eggs or so i lost count, to get this little guy and he’s perfect ;o; he got the ability i wanted (sap sipper) and has all
My boyfriend and I were arguing about politics and we don’t agree on some basic things and you know like…it’s frustrating, but I was being mature. Then as I was talking he just started spitting and making noises with his mouth. So
we were being dumb last night and we watched community/parks and rec/anchorman 2 together over skype and then it was 5am and we needed to sleep but then we talked a lot while in bed, still on skype forever has been playing pokemon y recently he told
Shout out to the guy with the cool tattoos who served us at whitcoulls who complimented my ink 💕🙌🏼